sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

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"When someone tells you, “I love you,” and then you feel, “Oh, I must be worthy after all,” that’s an illusion. That’s not true. Or someone says, “I hate you,” and you think, “Oh, God, I knew it; I’m not very worthy,” that’s not true either. Neither one of these thoughts hold any intrinsic reality. They are an overlay. When someone says, “I love you,” he is telling you about himself, not you. When someone says, “I hate you,” she is telling you about herself, not you. World views are self views—literally."
- Adyashanti  (via larmoyante)

Holy

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vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

image

That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

image

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

(Source: tyquil, via myfriendscallmebrandy)

silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

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